Hey ppls, again…

Hi everyone. Sorry I wasn’t on too much, I had a lot of stuff to do… as always.

Even though I honestly have nothing more to say:

Keep reading or feel the wrath of the army squirrel!   ->

2 weeks ago I was playing soccer with some kids from my camp, and we were playing on a big hill. Somebody kicked the ball down the hill, and 2 people went to go get it. While one person ran down the hill to get the ball, the other person tripped and fell headfirst down the hill… Although it might not seem funny here, it sure was funny live!

*Yawn*… Sorry about the short post, I’m getting really tired… I woke up at 5AM…

Lata…*YAWN*…

I’m Back!

Hey everyone! I’m back, again, from my absence, which are very long and very unpredictable. I just went to sleep away camp a week ago… I slept with inch long crickets, which was not a lot of fun, when you can hear them crunching on other insects, and then having the remains drop on your face. Not fun. At all. It was also at least 50 degrees fahrenheit at night, which is just plain weird in the middle of July. So, yeah.

I had a swim meet yesterday… It rains at every swim meet I’m at, and doesn’t at every swim meet I’m not at, like the 2 ones last week. I came in first place once, and second place twice, which is good. My team actually won, so we got to push all the coaches in the deep-end. It was a lot of fun.

That’s all I really have to say. Bye!!!

Hiya ppl and summer!

Hey everyone! Sorry I wan’t on a lot. My PC wasn’t working, it needed new memory and a new video card. So yeah, I’m back, and so is summer! Yesterday was the last day of school, and I’m so happy! That’s all folks! I’ll post a little something on tuesday…

Post of The Last Day of May

It’s the last day of May… I’m happy cuz it’s almost June! And June means the start of summer! And summer means fun!

Anyways, down to buisness…

Yesterday, for at least three hours I found myself fixated on the TV. I was just sitting there, staring at the idiot box. I watched 3 TV shows, but I only remember 1! Weird, huh?

Yesterday, me and my dad went to Applebees. The steak is amazing there! Oh yeah, and the waiter had a really fast voice…

My brother is going to the flag football championships for my town! Good luck to him!

That’s all!

Da Post of Today

Hey ppls! Now I will be posting daily.

I’m trying to update the chatbox, but ALL the group names are reserved!!!!!!!

Here’s a riddle, I’ll give you the answer at the bottom of the post:

A man parks his car at a hotel, goes inside, pays the hotel manager, comes back out, and drives away

What the heck is this guy doing??
I can’t really make anymore cool headers and stuff right now cuz Picnik only allows Facebook users! I’m not on Facebook! Wait… my mom is! *Gets evil grin on face*

I woke up at 3AM without noticing and went downstairs to have breakfast. I didn’t know it was 3AM until I booted up my PC…lol!

Here’s a joke:

A woman goes into the pet store to buy her son a bird. She finds a Macaw and takes it to the store manager. She goes to pay for it, but she doesn’t have enough money. So she asks the manager, “Can you send me the bill?” But the manager replies “Sorry, we can only sell the whole bird!” If you don’t get it, a bill is also a bird’s beak.

The answer to the riddle is

Drumroll!!!!

He’s playing Monopoly!

Lata!

~SirMatt~

Hey Everyone!

Hey everyone! I’ve been very busy, you see with homework and everything… Extremely busy. Can you guys please forgive me for not posting? Thanks! Now, down to buisness…

I’m going to be cleaning this place up. I’ll be adding new pages, deleting a few things, and editing. Just telling all you!

I have pretty much quit Club Penguin. Just as a couple of other ppl I know have. Disney has been making it progressively worse, and it’s not working out.

So I hope you all forgive me. If you don’t my snake will come and get you.Well, he’s not really my snake, but he lives in my yard and protects me from wasps. That’s good enough for me.  There he is!

The person who sits next to me in class thinks this little guy’s cute. Lets just say something to that person if they’re viewing this: He’s not. You should see him up close!

Sorry once more,

Sir Matt

5000 hits!

Hey everyone! We just got 5000 hits! Thanks for everything, everyone!
Well, now that we have it, I’m going to have to make somebody a new worker, as I said in the Goals page.

So, I’m going to have to have somebody comment the answer to a question on this post. The first person who comments  wins!

Anyways, I’m not cancelling the 4000 hits contest. Here’s the standings:

1st: Johnnpikachu

2nd:Natsuru

3rd:Polkagirl

4th:Mod

Ok, that’s all I gotta say right now! The reason I didn’t ost the day when we got 5000 hits (I saw it , though, and I saw 4999) was because of school work…

See ya ppls!

~Sir Matt the ultimate pwner in videogames but can’t beat natsuru~ (lol)

OTHER Admin Rules…

Hey guys. Ok, just let everyone know, especially zzron and 0nic1 (Whos just posted) you CANNOT come back once you’ve been fired. (Exept my bro)

To Zzron: No SM cash can pay the price. STOP COMMENTING HERE AND BEGGING TO BE BACK WILL YA? Also, I wouldn’t mind being fried of your site. Even you are inactive on it. I see you have deleted that comment I made, huh? Well, just STOP COMMENTING HERE OR I’LL MAKE IT SO YOU CAN’T COME BACK! Jeez, I’m not trying to be harsh, but you’re being kinda like Mustang 442.

To 0nic1 (srry, the zero isn’t working): Same goes for you. Like that guy said on your site, no one visits anymore.

Lata to all the admins that have been fired,

and Lata to everyone that actually never got fired.

Heya

Random title. Anyways, here’s some news:

We got 4,000 hits! Thanks you to all our viewers, we hope you come back in the future.

CONTEST TIME! Well, since it’s been awhile since I had a contest, I decided to have one! Note: the contest page will no longer be updated.

Well, it’s a comment contest. Whoever comments the most wins one of these things:

Worker here

1,000 SM cash

Blogroll forever (blogroll will be updated soon)

or a website w/ or without me!

2nd place will get 800 SM cash

3rd place will get a post of honor

Rules are:

You CAN count

no spam

no swearing, innapropriate talk, etc

Pretty much the same rules as Count to 300

More news:

A few new pages will be added, Back to the Fifties will be deleted cuz ma video camera won’t upload da vid!

I got Spore! A very fun game. www.sirmattspore.wordpress.com is my Spore website. Sorry for not giving an actual link, it didn’t work.

Anyways,

To Arusis: Look at da other posts! lol. It’s not really CP anymore…

That’s all I really gotta say today. Sorry for the reputation of not a lot of posts!

~Sir Matt~

Merry Chirstmas!

Hey everyone! SM here! I just had one of the greatest Chirstmases ever! Here’s what I got:

iPod Touch w/ cover

Rock Band 2

Rock Band Track Bonus thing. (lol)

Wii Music

Club Penguin:Penguin Elite Force

Lots of books (lol)

Ripleys Belive it or Not: Prepare to be Shocked!

Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader Game

Ripstick

And, the usual, socks and boxers

I’ll update this after I go to my Grandma’s house for more presents!

_S_I_R_ M_A_T_T