30
May
09

Da Post of Today

Hey ppls! Now I will be posting daily.

I’m trying to update the chatbox, but ALL the group names are reserved!!!!!!!

Here’s a riddle, I’ll give you the answer at the bottom of the post:

A man parks his car at a hotel, goes inside, pays the hotel manager, comes back out, and drives away

What the heck is this guy doing??
I can’t really make anymore cool headers and stuff right now cuz Picnik only allows Facebook users! I’m not on Facebook! Wait… my mom is! *Gets evil grin on face*

I woke up at 3AM without noticing and went downstairs to have breakfast. I didn’t know it was 3AM until I booted up my PC…lol!

Here’s a joke:

A woman goes into the pet store to buy her son a bird. She finds a Macaw and takes it to the store manager. She goes to pay for it, but she doesn’t have enough money. So she asks the manager, “Can you send me the bill?” But the manager replies “Sorry, we can only sell the whole bird!” If you don’t get it, a bill is also a bird’s beak.

The answer to the riddle is

Drumroll!!!!

He’s playing Monopoly!

Lata!

~SirMatt~


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