Post of The Last Day of May

It’s the last day of May… I’m happy cuz it’s almost June! And June means the start of summer! And summer means fun!

Anyways, down to buisness…

Yesterday, for at least three hours I found myself fixated on the TV. I was just sitting there, staring at the idiot box. I watched 3 TV shows, but I only remember 1! Weird, huh?

Yesterday, me and my dad went to Applebees. The steak is amazing there! Oh yeah, and the waiter had a really fast voice…

My brother is going to the flag football championships for my town! Good luck to him!

That’s all!

Da Post of Today

Hey ppls! Now I will be posting daily.

I’m trying to update the chatbox, but ALL the group names are reserved!!!!!!!

Here’s a riddle, I’ll give you the answer at the bottom of the post:

A man parks his car at a hotel, goes inside, pays the hotel manager, comes back out, and drives away

What the heck is this guy doing??
I can’t really make anymore cool headers and stuff right now cuz Picnik only allows Facebook users! I’m not on Facebook! Wait… my mom is! *Gets evil grin on face*

I woke up at 3AM without noticing and went downstairs to have breakfast. I didn’t know it was 3AM until I booted up my PC…lol!

Here’s a joke:

A woman goes into the pet store to buy her son a bird. She finds a Macaw and takes it to the store manager. She goes to pay for it, but she doesn’t have enough money. So she asks the manager, “Can you send me the bill?” But the manager replies “Sorry, we can only sell the whole bird!” If you don’t get it, a bill is also a bird’s beak.

The answer to the riddle is

Drumroll!!!!

He’s playing Monopoly!

Lata!

~SirMatt~

Hey Everyone!

Hey everyone! I’ve been very busy, you see with homework and everything… Extremely busy. Can you guys please forgive me for not posting? Thanks! Now, down to buisness…

I’m going to be cleaning this place up. I’ll be adding new pages, deleting a few things, and editing. Just telling all you!

I have pretty much quit Club Penguin. Just as a couple of other ppl I know have. Disney has been making it progressively worse, and it’s not working out.

So I hope you all forgive me. If you don’t my snake will come and get you.Well, he’s not really my snake, but he lives in my yard and protects me from wasps. That’s good enough for me.  There he is!

The person who sits next to me in class thinks this little guy’s cute. Lets just say something to that person if they’re viewing this: He’s not. You should see him up close!

Sorry once more,

Sir Matt